Welcome to the Rocky Prophets of the Abyssonian Void

Here, we're a group of mystic prophets who have dedicated our lives to the art of predicting the exact moment when a tourist will take that one selfie in front of a poorly-lit, ancient ruin.

Our prophecies are not always accurate, but we're working on it.

Or, if you're just here for the snacks, we have a vending machine that dispenses stale granola bars and lukewarm soda.

Snacks